Gps Genies

How do you like the talking genie, the GPS (Genie Playing Smug) device in the new cars?

You know, that smug invisible know-it-all telling you when to turn and where to go.

Do you like being told where to go in the first place?

Gents, do you like being told where to go by a “lady?”

Ladies, do you like being told where to go by one of your own sex?

Would you prefer being given a choice of the sex of your invisible Front Seat Director?

And why did Detroit and Tokyo and Berlin make them all female anyway?

Your thoughts on these world-shaking matters, please?

If I could have chosen, mine would have had a male voice. I call the one in my husband’s car his electronic mistress. lol It does come handy if I am someplace I don’t know well, but I usually turn “her” off for in town driving where I live.